Horoscope of the Day: 02/17/2011

Machinery you are using does not have the consistency or reliability you are looking for.

This to me, when I read it, made me immediately think of my vibrator. My horoscope is right! It does NOT have the consistency or reliability I am looking for. Well, reliability can change based on battery life, but as far as consistency? It's not the same as an actual human body.

I don't know why I bothered to start of today by thinking like that. Perhaps I'm in need of a good romp.

There are times when a single person, who is lonely, just wants the companionship of a warm body next to them in bed, no sex added. This is hard to find, firstly because most guys want to go through with sex if they are in bed with you, but also because if you have a guy friend who claims he is ready for 'just cuddling' it may be unfair to them because let's face it....I don't think guys are capable of (one in particular) of 'just cuddling.'

This is why I keep myself at bay. I tend to have those that are 'fixer uppers' come to my attention, and then those that seem ready to go...well...they are unattainable in my book. This is what fascinates me. I enjoy a challenge, therefore I place myself in a position of patience (The P-word and myself are long enemies, we often do not see eye to eye), but in this certain situation, I think I am doing the best that I can, given the circumstances.

I get the small joys out of life in ways that others may seem to be eccentric. That's okay. I'm okay with being a bit eccentric.

I still wonder about the ex, and the last time we saw one another. My heart and mind are not coming together on this one.

I was telling a friend last night..."take it one day at a time." It's hard to do so, when you just want to get THERE (the point in which you think you have 100% happiness), but let's face it...no matter how happy you may be with someone, that's not going to make all of your other problems go away. Sure, the hormones of meeting someone new may make you feel like you are floating on cloud 9, but the surreal part of it all is, if you still have problems, they are going to come out, eventually.

So, my friends, it is time to cure thyselves! Learn more about yourself before delving into a serious relationship, and if you are dating in the meantime, give the other person the common courtesy that you are not looking for anything serious.

That simple :)